Contribute to the Anti-Campaign
The Anti-Campaign needs money for all kinds of expenses: crayons and coloring books, groceries and gasoline, neckties and Net access.
Send your non-tax-deductible donations with the full confidence that we will treat your money as our own and spend it on whatever we want -- like expensive dinners at which we will entertain only ourselves. It'll be just like the real government, only this time you gave your money voluntarily.
In fact, be sure to write "gift" in the memo block of your check or your PayPal transaction. (Click the "donate" button below.) Any contributions are not tax deductible; repeat, not tax deductible; I-tell-you-three-times, NOT tax deductible. We appreciate your money. (And you, too, of course ... but we really appreciate your money.)
Suggested donation: One dollar ($1).
Contacting the Anti-Campaign
We'd be honored to address your club or organization or class to discuss the Anti-Campaign. (For a small honorarium, of course.) (And a meal.) (And maybe baked goods.)
Want more information on the Anti-Campaign? Want to be added to the list of potential anti-running mates? Want to be considered for a position in the anti-cabinet?
For these or other questions related to the Anti-Candidate or the Anti-Campaign, Contact the GrayMan
Notice that the e-mail address above is set up to avoid spammers; be sure to fix it so it's in the proper format. If we get your message, we'll be happy to answer your questions. (Maybe.) (Sometime.)
A Final Thought
"That government is best which governs least." -- Henry David Thoreau, "Civil Disobedience" (often attributed to Thomas Paine, and Thomas Jefferson)
Governing least ... we'd be happy to.